Rifkind’s tale of PC Pillows

And another great little piece from Hugo Rifkind today in the People column of The Times, about a Scottish hotel’s “politically correct pillows”:-

The Brown  -  “for tossers and turners”

The Darling  -  “a pain in the neck”

The Balls  -  “Ed down”

The information comes from someone called Stephen Carter  -  not that one surely  -  who runs a place called Cameron House. 

Can’t be genuine, but a great way to brighten up Friday and start off a good weekend.   A bumper day for Rifkind’s People.